the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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