I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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