I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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