what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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