i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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