At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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