i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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