My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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