I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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