Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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