HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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