You're completely useless in the revolution.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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