This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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