I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I have fence marks all over my body
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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