Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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