so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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