i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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