areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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