His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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