you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
