I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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