My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
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