Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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