he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Be still, my beating vagina.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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