Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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