it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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