i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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