we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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