She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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