i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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