Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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