you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Randomize
