So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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