so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Randomize
