The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
