But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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