i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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