But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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