We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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