drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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