No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
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