I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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