okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
In America we eat man semen.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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