he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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