babies were throwing up all over the place
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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