Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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