Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
Randomize
