So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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