I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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