As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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