he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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