i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
He kissed a someone with a penis
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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