As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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