Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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