if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
I'm determined to sit on that face.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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